Romantic funny sms jokes in hindi : फनी SMS इन हिंदी

Teacher: Anil, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Anil : vidya ke khaatir..
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Anil : aaj vidya nahi aayi hai, sir !


2.
Teacher : OXFORD matlab kya hai ?

Kuldeep : OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi....

3.

Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.

Patient: teek hai doctor
(ek hafte ke baad)
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: uspar likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe



4.
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na...
Patient: wahi mera sabse bada dar hai doctor.


5.
Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: daro mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai.