Mast Sardar jokes

1.
Banta dairy likh raha tha
"aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me mama banunga ya mami".



2.
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
Banta ke Ghar me ghus gaya aur bola: Sona kaha hai?
Banta: Ullu k patthe, pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake soja.