Hindi hasya jokes

1.

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50.
Sardar: 20 lelo.
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega.




2.
Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
or
jor se chillaya....Kamine poti bhee aise karte hai jaise Samosa pada ho.