funny hindi jokes - larki phasani aati hai...

1.
Dad:result ka kya hua ?
Son: Dad, ek good news hai aur aik bad news.
Dad:good news bata.
Son : mai pass ho gya.
Dad : great, aur bad news.
Son:good news galat hai.


2.
Santa asks Banta: Tujay larki phasani aati hai?
Banta: Nahi !
Santa: Nahi aati to seekh le..
Pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana..
Phir usay class mein ura..
Mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade..
BAS PHAS GAI LARKI . . .